"Say thank you, Gilbert!" Leonardo DiCaprio playing the mentally retarded little brother to Johnny Depp in What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
I started this diary after my sister Angela showed me
her's. No, I won't link to it.
No, I never use anyone's real name except my own. My name really is
Dan. Not Lizard. Not Phil McCracken.
Useing pseudonyms has gotten me into trouble, particularly when having
sex with my girlfriend after a long session of writing about her. You
figure it out. I'm too embarrassed.
Yes, I do keep a secret online diary. No, I won't link to it.
I use this diary to practice my writing. Someday I hope to get paid
for it. The writing, that is. Not the diary.
Yes, I totally get off on the attention, but I still try not to pander
to readers' sensitivities.
